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Old 08-22-2002, 08:13 AM   #1
Cordanim
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Talking Joke o' the day...

Deer Tracks

Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"

The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"

The third blonde said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"

They were still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them.



/groan
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Old 08-24-2002, 03:55 AM   #2
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Talking lol

Lol dumb stupid dont make anymore dumb jokes of the day hehe
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Old 08-26-2002, 05:56 AM   #3
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Default Blondes

A blonde, burnett and a redhead were planning a trip to the dessert. They decide to each bring one thing to help on the trip.

They convene at the edge of the dessert and they turn to the brunette and ask what she brought. She said,

"I brought some water. If we get thirsty, we can drink."

The other's exclaimed as that was a good idea. Then they turn to the redhead.

"I brought some food. If we get hungry, we'll have something to eat."

"Good idea."

Then they both turn to the blonde and ask what she brought.

"I brought a car door. If we get hot we can just roll down the window."
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Old 08-27-2002, 01:42 AM   #4
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BUMP.


READ AND COMMENT ON MY JOKE......NOW


please don't hurt me for yelling
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Old 08-27-2002, 07:05 PM   #5
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What is the difference between a trampoline and an accordion?


You take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline...
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