The EQ song
 

Makin a song that people who look at this could maybe add on to

Lookin at the rats,
Dead to my short sword*,
Each head is 3 plat,
I'm gettin pretty bored.

Got lvl 5
Beatin those scorps
only 5 more lvls
Till i gotta get my corpse.

Orcs to the left of me,
Gnolls to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.*


*Yeah so I adlibbed it a little (My apologies to Steeler's Wheels)

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Well thanx Zanta... but to the rest of you... this thread will get nowhere without some cooperation... Unless... you're all against me and my constant posts o_O

hehehehe
 

5 more kills I'm almost there.
Trains of gnolls coming up the stairs.
Gonna get killed right after I dings .
Darn now i gotta run to get my things .
please use (theme and credit Golden earing)
When I get lonely and I 'm sure I've had enough .
I log on just to Kill some stuff.

heh funny )
 

that is pretty funny ) how bout this.

I am in PC killing all the dervs
me and my group are eating odourves
the clerics gotta problem doesnt know how to heal
the are all dieng and the ranger is trying to peal.


Just my 2 cp well thats all i got.
Cermaz Zer'terah 52 ranger
bertox server
Tunare

(kinda, based on the jingle bells song)

Running through the planes,
A Justice on my tail,
My group is dead,
So I had fled,
Now ima running
like-a-bat-outa hell!

Ohhhhhhhh!
He's a swinging,
I'm undinging,
My head is a ringing.
What's a Ranja todo!

Run-a-way,
Run-a-way,
try and live another day!

Remind me why
I fought with you?
Oh, nevermind,
That again,
I will never do!

(sung to the there of "Santa claus is coming to town"

You'd better watch out
you'd better take care
The tank is starting to bleed
so you'd better take heed

There is no cleric to rez you toonight !

He knows where you are
You just aggroed
Hes going to root you then turn you to a toad

There is no cleric to rez you toonight !

The giants are fast
You dont have a sow
The cleric is out of mana
The tank just had a cow

There is no cleric to rez you toonight !

Oh the way back is far
You cant a port
Didn't get the expansions
You cant be seen because you're too short

There is no cleric to rez you toonight !
There is no cleric to rez you toonight !

Wrong topic
 

Wrong topic to get me started on... Ready for this? Just some hooks to the songs I've made.

To "All the Things She Said" by t.a.t.u.

Where's my corpse she said / Where's my corpse she said / can't believe I'm dead / can't believe I'm dead / can't believe I'm dead / This is not my stuuuuffff!

To "Hurt" By Nine Inch Nails

I trained my group today / to see if they still die / I focus on the gate / the only way I'll fly / The spell doesn't go off / The old familiar fizzle.

To "Fly" by Sugar Ray (think of The Grey with this one)

All around the temple golems crumble for me / who knows how long I've camped you

I've got more, a huge list of them (pre-KEI medding, thank you)... I ever find them, I'll post them for sure.