Saaaaaay... How about a little joke to make this season a wee bit.... hmmm jollier?? Hmmmm??
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look.
That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl says.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little partner, " the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl says, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
WOOT
A little humor to tide you over...
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